Bush's Plot More Nefarious Than Previously Thought!

Breaking News from Ripe News Service -

It has been found that President Bush did not attack Iraq for oil as has been reported since the day of the initial invasion. That story was a straw dog designed to deceive even the very elect of the "Progressive Liberal Democrats". Ripe News Service has now discovered the truth behind the invasion. Oil was high on the list of reasons Bush lied to fool congress into backing his attack on the poor misjudged Sadamm Huesein

BUT...

The real reason was WATER!

A nephew of a senator (who shall remain unnamed) today revealed revelations from a Secret Whitehouse Memo. "I got it from a very reputable source", he said.

It came from a Household Engineer who works in Washington D.C.. She goes out with a Food Preparation Manager that knows a Food Preparation Engineer who has a neice that has a nephew (different from the first one) that is on the staff that empties waste receptacles at the Whitehouse. This Secret Whitehouse Memo traveled quite a distance before someone realized it's value. Found was an odiferous slip of paper with the words, "Bottled Water" heading it. Key code words such as, 'White Bread', 'Dressing (oil and vinegar)', and 'Dry Cleaners' also showed the value of the Secret Whitehouse Memo. The nephew of a senator (who shall remain unnamed) realized the importance of the slip of paper as soon as he saw it on eBay. He quickly put in a proxy bid (for an unrevealed amount) that won the auction. The closing bid was $18.75.

"Some guy named Bidjumper kept nudging it up but he didn't get anywhere near my proxy."

Once the nephew of a senator (who shall remain unnamed) got the unostentatious Secret Whitehouse Memo the tough task of deciphering it became an obsession

"It was tough to figure it out at first", said the nephew of a senator (who shall remain unnamed), "But once I got past the first part of the code it all fell into place. The trick was I had to ignore a lot of extra stuff that was put on the Secret Whitehouse Memo. It wasn't quite enough to fool this prying one."

"'White Bread' is what those racists in the Bush Regime are going to be making. They won't share any of it with people of color. Colin and Condi won't see a dime of it. The 'Dressing' is the lies they told to get the war in Iraq initiated. 'Oil and vinegar' is oil (That almost stumped me) and the vinegar is the WMD's! 'Dry Cleaners' is where they are taking the entire country of Iraq since they they ousted the pitiable one true elected ruler if Iraq."


BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

It has now been proven beyond anyones doubt, through ships manifests and logs, that it is not oil that is being shipped to the United States from Iraq but water. Halliburton is playing a major role in directing the Euphrates to the secret loading docks where the U.S. Navy boats are illegally being used to transport the ill-gotten booty.

The fact that the U.S. Navy boats are doing this illegally was verified by the suspicious answer given to our reporters on the scene in Iraq. They found one U.S sailor, who refused to identify himself but said, "Heck! Their just flushing the heads. What are you talking about?"


THE TRUTH REVEALED!

"That's why the Secret Whitehouse Memo was headed off with 'Bottled water"! said the excitable nephew of a senator (who shall remain unnamed). The whole plan is to corner the bottled water industry. They got all that water from the Euphrates and they are scooping it all up. Heck! They aren't even boiling it before they stick it in the jugs. People in America need to check the labels of the bottled waters they are buying. If you find an 'R' in a circle that means Republican. Don't buy it. Iraqi fish have peed in it!"

prying1 sez:
This story has been verified through various Urban Legend websites including Snopes.com - You might have to dig a little deeper to find it and piece it together with bits and pieces from various urban legends but the whole truth is in there. It took me hours to find it all. A word here and half a sentence there...

You don't need to waste your time looking though.

Just trust me...

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I Was Heartened

When I was blog surfing on BlogSoldiers (note new link on the right side panel just above My Favorite Links) tonight I came across a blogger from the UK. The pic he had up caught my attention. It was obviously a baptism ceremony in what appeared to be a manmade lake.

What heartened me was this paragraph:

While out for a walk in the countryside last weekend I came across an unusual site. A group of about 50 Iranians were standing next to a lake in Sussex witnessing the baptism of two adults who had converted to Christianity from Islam.

Intrigued? - Go to Philosopher's Tree


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Iraqi Chiefs Stand Up Against Terrorsm

AubreyJ gets a hat tip on this one -

BBC News -
Iraq chiefs vow to fight al-Qaeda - Iraqi tribal chiefs in the so-called Sunni Triangle have agreed to join forces to fight al-Qaeda, and have pleaded for US supplies of arms. -

One leader said tribes in the city of Ramadi had assembled 20,000 men "ready to purge the city of these infidels".

Ramadi, in Anbar province, is one of the cities at the heart of the Sunni rebellion against US troops and Iraqis.

At least 33 people were killed in two bomb attacks in Iraq on Monday, police said, including 13 in Ramadi.

According to one report, a suicide bomber attacked volunteers who were queuing up at an Iraqi police recruitment centre in the city.

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"People are fed up with the acts of those criminals who take Islam as a cover for their crimes," ... "The situation in the province is unbearable, the city is abandoned, most of the families have fled the city and all services are poor." Sheik Fassal al-Guood (AP)


15 out of 18 tribes in Ramadi "have sworn to fight those who are killing Sunnis and Shiites" "20,000 young men" are commited to join in the battle against the terrorists.

"We have now entered a real battle. It's either us or them," - Sheikh Sattar al-Buzayi (Reuters)

prying1 sez: 'bout time!

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Comment To Misunderstanding the Threat

Once again I find myself leaving a comment on another person's blog that I find to be so eloquent that I cannot resist bringing it here. - Since I wrote it and this is my blog I am going to!

Scenario - Donald Douglas of Burkean Reflections had a wonderful post on

"The controversial new drama, "The Death of a President,"

- (Good read - Go to it AFTER you finish reading this...)

Concerning the movie that shows the murder of a sitting president

'Jessica' had this to say in comments to Mr. Douglas:

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"We don't want him dead, just out of office so he can stop ruining this country.

Reason is the enemy of faith, my friend."

- end quote -

I went to Jessica's blog through the link and saw a lot of pretty pictures plus one posting that was her only tribute to 9-11 Snowden's Secret - (Go there after you read this if you have time to waste...)

On it I left this comment which I dedicate to all those who oppose killing of terrorists:

quote - (With some spelling corrections)

I quoted from Catch 22 today on a comment on another persons blogsite.

Catch 22 itself is apropos for the situation the U.S., and indeed, the entire world is in concerning civilization and the terrorist fanatics that hate and will destroy you and yours (and me and mine, and his and hers, and them and theirs) unless good people stand up against them...

There is no other way out of this one just as in WWII the U.S. had to stand against Hitler or eventually give in to his philosophy of life.

What difference is there in the philosophies? Jews are worthless except as slaves and anyone against the ideology is to be killed. Even those in favor of the ideology that get in the way are killed...

People (soldiers and civilians both) die standing against them. Some will die while walking away from them. But the world will be in a better position to live in freedom than it would be by allowing terrorists to put a knife to everyones throat without resistance!

Your quote from Catch 22 is not quite apropos for the 9-11 Twin Tower murders. "The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret."

Except!

Those who died in the Towers, the Pentagon, The Field in Pennsylvania, in Afghanistan, Spain, England, Philippines, Bali, U.S.S. Cole, Embassies around the world, Crippled in a wheel chair and Jewish on a cruise ship, Bali, Robert Kennedy, Somalia, Gaza, Israel, Turkey, France, Africa, Egypt, Scotland etc. etc. etc. are not garbage.

They all have spirits that live on. Even if there were no afterlife (as there truly is) they would live on. The heroism, cowardice, love, hate, forgiveness,unforgiveness will remain behind them. Both the victims and their suicide bomber murderers will live on. Besides in soul & spirit they will live on in those that knew them.

Some people will acclaim the suicide bombers as the heroes. Most, I hope, will not. While not all the victims were 'heroes' most of them had people that truly loved them and appreciated them. Human frailties faults and all...

What saddens me is that there are now people that hate Bush more than they hate the terrorists actions that caused deaths of innocents such as we see posted about in the '2996 tributes'.
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Please don't reply to this saying the death of Iraqi's and their blood is on Bush's hands.

The majority of Iraqi deaths have been and will continue to be at the hands of Islamofacists... - This is not "Bush's War". It is a war of the world against an ideology that promises to control planet earth. Listen to their claims. That is what they want. That is what Democrats will give them!

God have mercy on planet earth if Michael Moore and his ilk win in the next election cycle...

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prying1 sez: When will they ever learn? Political correctness is not healthy for children and other living things!


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