Sunday, July 24, 2005

At a Liberal Recruiting Station

"I'd like to sign up for the war."

"Fine just fill out this form. You can use this pen and that table over there."

"Thank you. Hmmm, hmm, hmmmm, hm..."

"No humming please!" People will think you are glad to be here.

"Sorry. Hey this form puts me in the enemies army."

"Of course it does. We have too many on our side so all new recruits are being sent to their side.

"What the???

It's the only fair way to fight a war! Sign at the bottom. Our lawyers will take it from here.