Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Claude Allen Story Explained

Claude Allen, the president's former domestic policy adviser, resigned last week and was arrested in suburban Maryland. Charged with stealing thousands of dollars in merchandise from Target and other stores in a scheme to fake returns. Apparently he is accused of purchasing item, put it in his car, return to the store with the receipt, pull another off the shelf and cash it in.

American Princess has more on the story. I think she should be called on as a witness for the defense because she has it all laid out for the world to see.

Luckily for Claude Allen, the Presidential aide who resigned last week, and shortly thereafter arrested for presumably shoplifting from a Maryland Target, he might just be looking at the "Lisa Defense." He's got an evil twin, Floyd (which is, by the way, the perfect name for an evil twin).

Hop on over to ">American Princess' site for more on this bizarre story.

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