Me: (while searching and digging through a drawer) I just had a Sharpie Marker in my hand and now it's gone. How do those things disappear so quickly?
Boss: I bet it's exactly where you last put it down.
Me: They should make those things in florescent colors with flags on 'em. Hey! How about if they make 'em so they shoot off fireworks when you clap your hands.
Boss: Good idea as long as it's not in your shirt pocket.
Guess that's why he's the boss...
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