An old sailor sat down at a table in a greasy spoon near the docks and gave the waitress his order. A short while later she returned and placed it in front of him.
"Here Miss! Here! What's this?" The sailor asked.
"Why that's the soup you ordered sir." she replied.
"SOUP! SOUP IS IT? So that what I've been sailing on for these past 40 years."
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