More John Kerry Humor

Charlotte of A Day In The Life Of....... posted this jewel she got from a BB she frequents. I recommend visiting Charlotte, an Army Mom, and let her know you appreciate her and her's by leaving a comment.

DEAR SENATOR KERRY:

WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER HERE IN IRAQ AT YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE TROOPS BEING DUMB. WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE.

1.) WHERE IS THE LEAST PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND?
2.) DOES IT HAVE TO BLEED OR WILL A SCRATCH DO?
3.) WHERE DO YOU GET THE FORMS TO FILL OUT RECOMMENDING YOURSELF FOR A PURPLE HEART?
4.) DO YOU NEED A WITNESS? IF SO, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?
5.) ARE THREE PURPLE HEARTS STILL GOOD FOR A TRIP HOME?
6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US.

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING.

JUST A DUMB G.I.

prying1 sez: Keep the jokes coming folks. Most libs won't get 'em so it'll keep 'em confused until the next election cycle.

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Jon Carry Apruves this messudge

If itz gud enuf fore Jon carry Itz gud enuff for me!

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P.S. While you are there look for the ARMY STRONG link and check it out too!

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Halp Us Jon Carry!

If part of the pic is under the sidebar you can click on it and select "View Image" to catch all of it.

Looks like people I hung around with when I was in... I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not...

Update: How Devious Lefties in the MSM are handling this Kerry Kerfuffle:

From the Washington Post article - Peter Baker and Jim VandeHei
Washington Post Staff Writers said in an article entitled, Kerry Offers Apology To Troops

It has this bit: "Rejecting the explanation, Republicans quickly developed a Web ad demanding that he apologize and issued statement after statement attacking and mocking him. One released by House Majority Leader John A. Boehner (Ohio) included a picture that appeared to show soldiers in the desert holding up a banner: "Halp Us Jon Carry -- We R Stuck Hear N Irak."

Please note the word APPEARED! This is intended to throw doubt on the veracity of the photo above. In fact this entire paragraph is intended to show Republicans an unreasoning and spiteful.

Who was it that claimed that the U.S. troops stationed in Vietnam were similar to the hordes of Ghengis Khan? Who claimed to have spent Christmas in Cambodia? Who is it that has a magic hat? Who is it that is still lying even in his excuses? Then ASK, "Who is it that protects the liars?"

Shame on Peter Baker and Jim VandeHei!!!


Anoother Update - New York Post Verifies the photo as REAL and not a hoax as Peter Baker and Jim VandeHei suggested in their biased reporting!

Hat tip to Kowabunga for the link to the NYpost story!
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Pic Borrowed from Drudge...
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John Kerry Is Not Fit To Be President!

The following statement was made at a rally for Phil Angelides who is running for governor of California. California voters should keep in mind the type of characters Angelides hangs out with.

- quote - "Education -- if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." - John Kerry (D-MA) 30 Oct 06 - end quote -

John Kerry could have simply said he mis-spoke during an off the cuff speech. That he meant to add, "Like our President" or some such line somewhere in the sentence. That would have pretty much ended the kerfuffle. Instead he goes on the attack at the same time playing the victim card. His only claim to fame is the ability to do both at the same time...

- Quote - "This is a textbook Republican campaign strategy: Try to change the topic; try to make someone else the issue; try to make something else said the issue, not the policy, not their responsibility," Kerry said. "Well, everybody knows it's not working this time, and I'm not going to stand around and let it work." - end quote -

prying1 sez: Change the topic??? All that is being done is quoting what you said!

Attention John Kerry.

Republicans have had enough with Democrats pointing their fingers in our faces and accusing us of being in the wrong... The only people that work their brains real hard to fall for that crap are Democrats who run around pretending stains on blue dresses are caused by not having sex. The same 'real smart' people that don't know what "IS" is. - Real simple. "IS" is what "ISN'T" isn't! -

Kerry released a statement: "If anyone thinks a veteran would criticize more than 140,000 heroes serving in Iraq and not the president who got us stuck there, they're crazy. I'm sick and tired of these despicable Republican attacks that always seem to come from those who never can be found to serve in war, but love to attack those who did."

To attack a Democrat simply repeat what they say!

prying1 sez: Listen up goofball! Your service in Vietnam was self centered and a means to advance your own agenda. You are still playing off your mediocre military service. You have shown that to be true by the lies you presented to the American people about U.S. troops in Vietnam being savages. Christmas in Cambodia!

This statement comes from someone who was drafted and himself served in a mediocre fashion. This attack comes from one who recognises a rectal aperture when he sees one because at times he has been one. Note that I said "at times". I will admit I do not know what it is like to be a full time rectal aperture. Perhaps Mr. John Kerry can tell us.

ATTENTION DEMOCRATS - Don't even think of allowing John Kerry to run for President. Write to or call his office and tell him to sit down and shut up. (Don't bother to accuse me of stifling free speech either!) The jerk is not fit to be Commander in Chief of our military forces. If you do let him run, trust me on this, Republicans will tear him a new rectal aperture.

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Where has Kerry been hiding?

I have to wonder where John Kerry has been for the last few years. He seems to know nothing about what is going on in this country. More specifically about the politics of the last 4 years.

``I'm very concerned about the policies of the last four years and her (Rice's) role in those policies,'' Kerry said during a break in confirmation hearings for the secretary of state nominee.
- Well Mr. Kerry I'm very concerned and wondering if you have been paying attention at all during the last 4 years. Condoleeza Rice has been National Security Adviser to President Bush - Her role = Advising the president on security matters. -

``This is about judgment and choices that have been made, and I want to explore them,'' he added.
- You should first examine your own judgment for basing your life's work on having your memory seared when you spent Christmas in Cambodia.

Above Kerry Quotes from:
Boston Herald

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Next Quote thanks to Radio Blogger

So in my judgment, this is not a question of ratifying a life story as much as it is a judgment that we make about the direction of our nation, the security of our country, and the choices that have been made, the judgments that have over the last years...
- Your judgment Mr. Kerry is not needed. Thank you very little. The judgment was made by the American people and Thank the Living God George Bush was inaugurated today. - Congratulations Mr. Bush!!!