Wednesday, April 06, 2005

BREAKING NEWS - UN TO OVERSEE ELECTION OF POPE!

Here it is! Hot off the keyboard! Cross-eyed Bear got the scoop on Drudge!

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Teresa Heinz Kerry has called for the U.N. to oversee the election of the new Pope.

Speaking to reporters, Kerry said "The possibility of right-wing infiltrators hacking into the Vatican mother computer cannot be denied. It's clear they already know how to do it, based on the obviously fraudulent results here. Can you imagine what would happen if someone like Clarence Thomas becomes the next Pope? It'd be a disaster."

More at Cross-eyed Bear...
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Prying1 sez: Ignore the little 'satire ahead' tag at the top of Crosseyed's article. This is for real! Some right wing conspiracy nut put the tag there to fool you...

Write to Kofi today and demand his son, Kojo be elected Pope!