Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Punish Voter Fraud

Michelle Malkin has a post on voter fraud fiascos in Wisconsin and East St. Louis


Democratic Secretary of State Kevin Shelley is in trouble - allegations that he used millions of dollars in federal Help America Vote Act funds to boost his political profile and reward Democratic allies, [Shelley] also faces two state investigations and a federal probe into accusations he accepted campaign contributions from a political ally that had been laundered through a state grant. He's also been accused of accepting political donations in his state office - - - -

Cognitively Dissonant Has the link to the story about the 5 democrats that slashed tires on republican get-out-the-vote vans. - The sons of a first-term congresswoman and Milwaukee's former acting mayor were among five Democratic activists charged Monday with slashing the tires of vans rented by Republicans to drive voters and monitors to the polls on Election Day. - Sowande Omokunde, son of Rep. Gwen Moore (D-Wis.), and Michael Pratt, son of ex-Milwaukee acting mayor Marvin Pratt, were charged with criminal damage to property, a felony. -----------
It seems that voter fraud is all over the place - How about a law that anyone convicted of committing voter fraud must serve their time doing community service?

In Iraq! -

They better figure out a way to really punish these rectal apertures or the next election will be worse. -

I have the punishments all figured out -

Defacing/removing bumper stickers from a car or truck
- Owner of the car or truck gets to run over the guilty party with same car or truck. (Dems beware, Republicans have all the SUVs which are heavier than Volvos and Saabs.)

Stealing a sign from a front yard
- Sign stake through the heart pinning the guilty party to the same spot the sign was stolen from. (This might appeal to Anne Rice fans)

Abuse of contribution funds
- Every bit of goods or property owned by the guilty party will be sold on eBay and the funds go to the opposing candidate. Guilty party will be given a shopping cart (with one bad wheel) to start a new career.

Fraudulent ballots / Stuffing the ballot box
- Persons culpable of this will be thrust into the ballot box and fed/watered through the slot until the next election.


Really I think we better start letting our elected officials know that we want to see some stiff penalties for perpretators of voter fraud. - We will know from their reaction how much they depend on it for their own re-election.